Q)How did the telephones get married ?
A)In a double ring ceremony !
Q)Why did the child study in the aeroplane ?
A)He wanted a higher education !
Q)Why was the broom late ?
A)It over swept !
Q)Do you know the time ?
A)No, we haven't met yet !
Q)What kind of hair do oceans have ?
A)Wavy !
Q)What runs but never walks ?
A)Water !
Q)How do you make milk shake ?
A)Give it a good scare !
Q)Whats red and flies and wobbles at the same time ?
A)A jelly copter !
Q)Waiter, this soup tastes funny ?
A)Then why aren't you laughing !
QWhy did the clock get sick ?
A)It was run down !
nevil,It doesnt meet up to standards I expected..Still its not TOO bad...
ReplyDeleteYes Sachin I too agree with you.Butthis is quete Good. but Nevil Be focused On My Kochi or put Quizzes here.All The Best.
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