Saturday, August 14, 2010
my kochi.com: Indian Independence Struggle QUiz
my kochi.com: Indian Independence Struggle QUiz: "Its IndependenceDay and mykochi is not out of the celebration.We present to you a quiz on the Indian Independence struggle. Also announcing..."
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Riddles to cool you during MPL
LEts Masti .com being the official fun partner of MPL brings you some riddles to chil your minds in between the quiz just like a MPL party.
1. What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots tell his students?
2. Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister in the state of California?
3. How many times can you subtract 5 from 25?
4. What two things can never be eaten for breakfast?
5. What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall?
6. Imagine you are in a sinking boat and surrounded by sharks. How do you survive?
7. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?
8.The person who makes it doesn't want it. The person who buys it doesn't use it. The person who uses it doesn't see it. What is it?
9. While some months have just 30 days, others have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?
10. On my way to St. Ives I saw a man with 7 wives. Each wife had 7 sacks. Each sack had 7 cats. Each cat had 7 kittens. Kitten, cats, sacks, wives. How many were going to St. Ives?
11. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
12. There is a house with all 4 sides facing south. If a bear walks past the house, what color would it be?
13. It is everything to someone, and nothing to everyone else. What is it?
1. Watch closely. I'm only going to do this once.
2. Probably not, since he's dead.
3. Just once, because after you subtract anything from it, it's not 25 anymore.
4. Lunch and Dinner.
5. "Damn."
6. Just quit imagining!
7. Mount Everest, of course.
8. A coffin.
9. Every month has 28 days.
10. Just one, me (I saw a man...).
11. The egg, since Dinosaurs laid eggs long before there were chickens.
12. White. A house with all side facing south would have to be on the North Pole, where there might be polar bears, but no others.
13. Your mind.
1. What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots tell his students?
2. Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister in the state of California?
3. How many times can you subtract 5 from 25?
4. What two things can never be eaten for breakfast?
5. What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall?
6. Imagine you are in a sinking boat and surrounded by sharks. How do you survive?
7. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?
8.The person who makes it doesn't want it. The person who buys it doesn't use it. The person who uses it doesn't see it. What is it?
9. While some months have just 30 days, others have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?
10. On my way to St. Ives I saw a man with 7 wives. Each wife had 7 sacks. Each sack had 7 cats. Each cat had 7 kittens. Kitten, cats, sacks, wives. How many were going to St. Ives?
11. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
12. There is a house with all 4 sides facing south. If a bear walks past the house, what color would it be?
13. It is everything to someone, and nothing to everyone else. What is it?
1. Watch closely. I'm only going to do this once.
2. Probably not, since he's dead.
3. Just once, because after you subtract anything from it, it's not 25 anymore.
4. Lunch and Dinner.
5. "Damn."
6. Just quit imagining!
7. Mount Everest, of course.
8. A coffin.
9. Every month has 28 days.
10. Just one, me (I saw a man...).
11. The egg, since Dinosaurs laid eggs long before there were chickens.
12. White. A house with all side facing south would have to be on the North Pole, where there might be polar bears, but no others.
13. Your mind.
Saturday, February 6, 2010
Jokes
Is this a second hand shop ?
Yes Sir
Good. Can you fit one to my watch then please !
In the park this morning I was surrounded by Lions!
Lions !!, in the Park ?
Well, dandelions !
How is business going ?
I'm looking for a new cashier
But you only had a new one last week
Yes, that's the one I'm looking for !
Do you have any invisible ink ?
Certainly sir. What colour ?
What did you get for christmas ?
A mouthorgan, its the best present I've ever had.
Why ?
My mum gives me extra pocket money every week not to play it !
Whatdo you mean by telling everyone that I'm an idiot ?
I'm sorry, I didn't know it was supposed to be a secret!
This match won't light !
That's funny, it did this morning !
A noise woke me up this morning.
What was that ?
The crack of dawn !
Have you ever seen a duchess ?
Yes - it's the same as an English "s" !
It's gone forever - forever I tell you !
What has ?
Yesterday !
Yes Sir
Good. Can you fit one to my watch then please !
In the park this morning I was surrounded by Lions!
Lions !!, in the Park ?
Well, dandelions !
How is business going ?
I'm looking for a new cashier
But you only had a new one last week
Yes, that's the one I'm looking for !
Do you have any invisible ink ?
Certainly sir. What colour ?
What did you get for christmas ?
A mouthorgan, its the best present I've ever had.
Why ?
My mum gives me extra pocket money every week not to play it !
Whatdo you mean by telling everyone that I'm an idiot ?
I'm sorry, I didn't know it was supposed to be a secret!
This match won't light !
That's funny, it did this morning !
A noise woke me up this morning.
What was that ?
The crack of dawn !
Have you ever seen a duchess ?
Yes - it's the same as an English "s" !
It's gone forever - forever I tell you !
What has ?
Yesterday !
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Our first masti is going to be jokes so check it out
Q)How did the telephones get married ?
A)In a double ring ceremony !
Q)Why did the child study in the aeroplane ?
A)He wanted a higher education !
Q)Why was the broom late ?
A)It over swept !
Q)Do you know the time ?
A)No, we haven't met yet !
Q)What kind of hair do oceans have ?
A)Wavy !
Q)What runs but never walks ?
A)Water !
Q)How do you make milk shake ?
A)Give it a good scare !
Q)Whats red and flies and wobbles at the same time ?
A)A jelly copter !
Q)Waiter, this soup tastes funny ?
A)Then why aren't you laughing !
QWhy did the clock get sick ?
A)It was run down !
A)In a double ring ceremony !
Q)Why did the child study in the aeroplane ?
A)He wanted a higher education !
Q)Why was the broom late ?
A)It over swept !
Q)Do you know the time ?
A)No, we haven't met yet !
Q)What kind of hair do oceans have ?
A)Wavy !
Q)What runs but never walks ?
A)Water !
Q)How do you make milk shake ?
A)Give it a good scare !
Q)Whats red and flies and wobbles at the same time ?
A)A jelly copter !
Q)Waiter, this soup tastes funny ?
A)Then why aren't you laughing !
QWhy did the clock get sick ?
A)It was run down !
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